Cela ningikhalise bahlali ezbuhlungu azipheli

Mhhh mmhh

Imilando Ka Mayonnaise Vulwangodisemba No Baked Choice Asosethi Makhekhe

uVulwangodisemba kanye No Asosethi bazalelwa endaweni yase Dolobheni emashelufini , eWoolworths mmhhmmhh.

uVulwangodisemba No Asosethi basuka eWoolworths baya kwaBoxer beyovakashela umalume wabo uBlackFriday.

Ngokungahlaliseki kwabo bazithola emotweni I AMG-trolley G-63ngenxa yokuthanda imali. Mmmh mmmhh.

uVulwangodisemba no Asosethi Makhekhe bafikela ekhayangoplastic endoweni yaseceleni kwewodrophini ecelini kwestina sombhede, emvakwe baseyobhede,nasephinifeni eskhwameni emvakwezitsha ezifaya edaningilumu.

UVulwangodisemba kanye Asosethi Makhekhe ngenxa yokungahlaliseki kwabo kahle bazithola eflijini ngohlaka Ka 25X-Mas

UVulwangodisemba uhambe engozini yesalati yekhabishi namaviyena, u Asosethi yena ucwile ejusiniwehlangodilinki.

Siyohlezi Sinikhumbula Njalo ngomhlaka 25X-Mas

uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo

Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje

Aku blue ticker ubbe uzizwe ngathi awuyifakanga kahle iSim Card

Mxm Yazi ngibone sengiqendile ukugeza ukuthi angiwathelanga amanzi

Uma ebulala ICockroach ngesi chathulo , uyi gay lowo

Indoda yangempela ifaka emlomeni idle

Kanti loMjitha ocula iJerusalema uyintombazane

Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.

La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year!

Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.

WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”

BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”

“Asihambe ngiyo-charger ifoni.”

Jikijiki, use-charger nami

Ungcono wena, uSathane wafika kuwe ehamba ngePolo, mina ngamsukela ku-inbox ezithulele uSathane wabantu.

Uma ngiphosta ihlaya elibhuquzisayo:

Normal people –
Slow learner –

As from 2020, emingcwabeni kuzomele kubhalwe kwi-program ‘Ozokhulumela Ababemkhuza’.

Akubona bonke abebelungile besaphila.

“It’s been business doing pleasure with you, come again.” Kwazisholo umahosha emva ‘komsebenzi’.

Jumpsuit iphuma nawo umzimba kaSdumo, or niwu-order eceleni?

“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?”

Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.