Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela.

Brave you kill, brave you…

Ngiyadlala. Sbindi uyabulala, sbindi uyaphilisa.

Majita, njengoba kuthiwa siyizinja, mina nginguBobby, wena ungubani?

Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.

Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”

Qomani bodadewethu

Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.

Indlela nje leli qembu elinobuqophololo ngakhona, kwale migodi angeke siyithole, bazonikana bodwa.

Uma nizwa ngamahemuhemu, bathi ngijola nobani?

Ungalibuki i-plate lomuntu okade ephaka ngoba uzoba ne-stress esinzima.

Awuthi ngilale, kusile kusasa

“Your family likes reading.”

Kusho umlungu wami ebona u-newspaper e-toilet lasekhaya.

Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa YakhoNoma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina

Ujole ne 2003 Likbuze iGama laMamakho, Ubone iBio Seyibhalwe “Makoti ka Selina”

“Ngyaxolisa ukuba Iscefe Qhubeka Ney’ Ntombi Zakho” Aw Sukanin Madoda The Girls

Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi

Ngelinye ilanga umfana uyokubheka emehlweni athi: “Wesisi wabantu, angikucelanga ukuthi ungibekezelele!”

Guys, ngiyabathanda abantwana, uma udinga i-babysitter for umntwana wakho womfana ona 27 – 34 years, ungithinte