Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Sibadala for meeting up emakhoneni. If you wanna get to know me, let’s go to a certain restaurant. Ungikhohlise while ngihlafuna ama-ribs at least

Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.

Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani.

Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha?
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.

Omunye ngamshaya wacishe wafa emcimbini wakubo engiqambela amanga ethi sengidlile.

Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?

Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.

Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”

Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo

NgesiZulu uma uthi: “Awungipha sona le skibha,” means sihle. & “Uze uzosithatha,” means ngiyabonga.
Musa phela nawe ukusilanda ngampela!

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!”

: “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

Usunayo yin imali kaMalume kusasa noma kuzondiza iGown ePink engaboshiwe usuyochaza?

A Foune Breadwinner a re “Le Ska Apea Tonight Aketle Gae”

R800 Skhipha Sa Goba Le Sefahlego Saka,

Ke Kgopela Support Hle.

Bonke labo sisi abamnandi siyacelwa eCambridge kusasa ngo-9 ekuseni, angazi ama-combo, umbondo, kwanjani njani.

Kaizer Chiefs iyafana nemomozi, noma idliwe ayisuki la ikhona.

Geza phela noma u-single, nefriji liyaduma lingenalutho.