*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*

You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.

In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.

My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media
but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!

My Neighbor who was jailed
since 2008 has been released
yesterday, he is asking me
why Everyone is OFFLINE on 2go
What do I tell him?

I once cried over a heartbreak but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger

I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week

I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat.

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven.

Hearing your name being
called,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom,
what will you hide first
Me: my Soap

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you.

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!

*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*

My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet