Eti oooh unataka mwanamke mrembo, mwanamke tabia sura ata mbuzi anayo

Usne waya emhlangeni waphuka umhlanga banikeza insimbi yagoba insimbi

When you think she’s screaming because you’re hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba

Make-up ifuna uyincedise kancane ngobuhle bakho, 👩🏽‍🦰 ingasali ilwa yodwa ngathi uSamson ebhekene namaFilisti.

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Ngithule ngatsi angiboni But one day uyong bukela etulu Nje nge TV yase tarven

Enhle Mbali I Feel Your Pain Akudlali Ukukhamela Umuntu iThawula Loku Geza Iminyaka Aqede Akwenze nje

Dear Zulu People. When You Say “Izolo” Are You Talking About Yesterday Or Weed? You Are Comfusing Us!