Uthe Uzofika la kimi ngo 08h00, u busy ukopana namakhala la ukhona.

Me: searching on Google how to bath in 2 minutes Google: hambo buza abantu bakwa Mkhize, Mthethwa nabakw Dube

Kwi-assembly next week: Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.” Someone: “Khabaribe baba!” Crowd: “Fire!”

Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi

Mpisi, Dube, Ngwenya, Ndlovu, Nkomo, Nkonyane… Ay, bayazazi nabanye; kanti guys nibuyela nini e-zoo?

Uhambe nenja ebusuku manifika endaweni emnyama ikhonkothe kakhulu bese ijika ngejubane

Bayabuya-ke abantu baseGoli nokufaka i-roll on ize ifike ezimbanjeni.

Awutsi ngibute nje vele LA bosesi I yabalimata le condom oh kudlalwa ngatsi lab