Quote of The Day: Kambe ngahluleka ukuyeka ipipi bethi line Edzi… sengingayeka iPalony ngoba ine Listiriosis leyo? Ayi, abame kancane

Ukujola nami kumnandi ngoba uthola i-comedian, uhlanya kanye ne-porn star, all in one person. Ngiyi-combo kahle kahle

Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza

Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi

Teacher: “Who was the mother of Moses from the bible?” Student: “Nguna-Mozeh” Ngahle ngaphuma e classin

Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza, kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi: “Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”

No one. Savings: “Ngithathe kancane kancane, uzongibuyisa mos.

Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single, manje-ke le nto ayilidli ipapa.