“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!” *clap, clap, clap* “Isibhedlel’esikhulu!” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasiza uNgidi.” *clap, clap, clap* “Ephuk’umlenze.” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.” *clap, Continue Reading..

Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.

Uhambe nenja ebusuku manifika endaweni emnyama ikhonkothe kakhulu bese ijika ngejubane

First Line of every Sangoma “Ngibona Ubumnyama”

Syakhuluma ingane zisbala amazinyo?? …. …. …. Kanti ksele elilodwa bamshaya edakiwe

Him: Umuhle Her : Ohw Thank You Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

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