When you’re Starring at a Group of Girls then the Ugly one Blows you a Kiss…. Haibo Msoooooonu awuzibambe.

I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈 2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.

The way kubanda ngakhona ngicabanga nokuya kasathane👺ngiyo wothela lomlilo🔥 bese ngiyabuya

Ngala ujabulela ukuthi iboyfrnd yakho iyakubheja,ngala uyaguga lutho amalobolo.

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona… If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head Continue Reading..

Boss: Phuthi!!! Me: Yes basi. Boss: Unuka insango yindaba? Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue “Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i Continue Reading..