When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah Continue Reading..

Umumtu ulokhu ethi simnandi iSqwaqwa, ngiyaxakeka ukhuluma ngani. Kanti usho iSgwaqane engangimphakele sona sibuya kubo eChipolopolo (Zambia) ngivakashile.

Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos. Iphi ingqondo?

We no longer say “awuy lapho” sivele sifihle i makeup ne weave

Ngithe sengiwuhlubile ubhanana etekisini, uma ngiphakamisa amehlo nasi i-sticker esibhalwe: “Musa ukudla emotweni njengemfene.”

Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako The rest kebafana banyaupe

Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know Thabiso: Hippopotamus Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini? Thomas: haai Continue Reading..

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa? Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink Continue Reading..