Teacher: Angilmaki Exercise elingakhaviwe Me:Angilkhavi Exercise elingamakiwe

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Ukuthi umuntu akakwati kucabuza umbona nakakhotha ice-cream

Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile

ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t wait ukuba idlozi Kusazonyiwa

U girl usuka kwaCeza uya ethekwini ,afike athole indoda imshaye ngempahlenku luifake icondom…..abuyele kwaCeza u girl kumama wakhe Girl: weMah, Continue Reading..

That moment you’re eating at a friend’s house an the 3yrs old kid keep screaming ” letha u kudla kwase Continue Reading..

Taxi driver: mshana UnaNgaki? Child: Ekhaya ngina 6 la Taxin ngina 3