Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.

It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t discovered a way to respond to… “Wena ungenaphi”??

Ngangilele mbanginikeza mouth to mouth ya hamba kanje hhaa wuuuu ngavuka nginga kwazi uku phefumula

Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”

I can’t wait to buy a car, ngizikhiphe nabangani bami abangenazimoto. Sithi sisahlale 30min e-clubbin bese ngithi: “Sengi-right bef’ethu, asinyakaze.

ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka … nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh

Emendweni ngobe kuyashisa kwamele ube nesibhamu. Kuthi oneday uphumele phandle ugqekeni, udubule phezulu bese ucula izingoma zasejele. Tnk u later

Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..😂