Sengibuya kule Black Friday yakhona, ngibabaze ngababaza amanani “aphansi” qede ngabuya ekhaya.

“Cha uyabashintsha mjita✋🏽” kusho mina ngibona icrush yami ihamba nesoka layo😏😢

Uyafisa ukukhuluma naye ngoba uyamkhumbula. Kodwa manje awazi unobani, wenzani noma unaso yini isikhathi sakho lapho ekhona.

If we were like Chickens🐔 Ngabe ngiGiJimisa someone Manje

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001, when I heard Noxolo singing “Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale Continue Reading..

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue “Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i Continue Reading..

Kwi-assembly next week: Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.” Someone: “Khabaribe baba!” Crowd: “Fire!”