ubani ohlala la Mlazi ka-A ngase Station? bafethu ngizozibhoshela lestimela asifiki aningibhoshisa emakini

Ifike cousin yakho yakwiSuburbs, kuthiwe nizolala noy’2 e’roomini yakho…uphume kancinci ubuye etsixile, unkqonkqoze, umve esithi “Go away, I wanna be Continue Reading..

Umbona enyiswa imake up nje nase creach ebecrayon indlovu ibe orange.

Uyangena esontweni sekusele indawo eyodwa eduze ne X yakho, ivele iqale iculo ithi *”usathane akanandawo”*

INDLELA ENTSHA EPHUCUZEKILE YOKUZIPHATHA UMA UKHULUMA NE-PHONE ESIKHATHINI SAMANJE: 1. Okokuqala nje, asisekho isidingo sokuthi uyibize uthi, “cellphone”. Just call Continue Reading..

“Baby, ngilambile.” Umphakele. “Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.” Uwuthenge. “Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.” Uyithenge. “Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.” Umphelezele. Continue Reading..

Umuntu athi indoda yakho ikwenza islima as if eyakhe imenza udokotela!

I know I’m not the the only one who says voetsek silently when I greet people and they don’t respond