“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!” *clap, clap, clap* “Isibhedlel’esikhulu!” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasiza uNgidi.” *clap, clap, clap* “Ephuk’umlenze.” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.” *clap, Continue Reading..

Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like “awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”

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Intshebe ifuna engathi ungahamba ngemoto ungalokhu uzulu ngeynyawo njengembuzi

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Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! Ngithule ngiyabuka.

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

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