DATING TWO SHORT GIRLS IS NOT CHEATING BUKA LAH ½+½=1

Ngisacela ukubuza kula majita alala ngeskhindi sebhola, sithini i-score?

Ukuthi indoda meLe uyiphathe kanjani ukuze NawE ikuphathe Kahle empilweni

Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo

Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto Only to realize they were gate key

Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.

Iamahlaya esizulu ngiyawacela uma uthela is way I emanzini ufake icofee kuphums INI?

When you getting beaten up and you hear some idiots shouting “bayekeni bashayane”..