Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga. Oh, and futhi anginisabi.

I use to bath twice or more during summer, ngangaz kuth lemin iyeza!!

Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla” AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

Niyizwile lendaba yokuthi:Ngisho ningawadweba kanjani amashiya…nize nifane nOPOPAYI, abakwa Ngcobo kuphela abanamashiya amahle.

Ukudelela kwamaSmall House Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha

Ize yamlumake umfundisi inja ekhaya enqena ukuthi voetsek uloke ethi ” ukthula enjeni”🙄🙄🙄

Umuntu nikhule naye eyivila, Uma eseyiphara usethwala ifridge yedwa

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕