(Phone call) GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.” – MDELWA: “Nikuphi?” – GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.” – MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai Continue Reading..

Ngi bussy usuku lonke ngilungiselela umuntu othe uzongivakashela aqede yonke indlala kimi. Ngimphekele kamnandi nenkukhu isibhuxhabhuxha. Udla inkukhu yami uze Continue Reading..

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

If usajola no brothers othi uphi ushintshi wami?? . Khohlwa nuh 🤚 iwaste loyo muntu

“I’m taken ” ya eng bal khapa ka 5:30am okare oya trip ya skolo

Hleka ways waya😂😂 la uhleka uze usuze 😂😂 Uze uphathwe ikhanda🤯🤯😫amahlaya Kuphela la 😂😂😂😂💯💯

`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision Continue Reading..

Umuntu athi: “Things we kiss when we’re drunk.” 😏 Uma uthi uyambheka, kukhuluma yona i-thing. Ngivele ngingabe ngisazi-ke.