Uyayazi le pain yokuhlangana nekhansela ungaphethe ngisho imvubu lee.

Magistrate : “Mr Dube do you know why you are here “? Mtoliki : “Uyakwazi na ukuthi kungani ulapha “? Continue Reading..

Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezu

👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?” 👨🏻‍🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

Juss imagine dating a girl with a short hair bese niyophushana eBarber Shop

Ukhala ngokuthi umthukile Uma ethi unuka njengama sokisi eSecurity.Anuka kanjani vele,wena oseduze kwalo.

Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi

Wena awuve ukuthanda okuza ngakuwe, nje ngoba usebenzisa amandla abanye abantwana. Nabo balambe esiswini. Yeka ukuba selfish.