{Phone Rings:☎} ••°°••°°•• Sidechick: John’s phone hello! • Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏 • Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I Continue Reading..

Whites – call the police Blacks – fonela iveni Shweleeeee

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

Ibeke this I bele that Animeni kancane ibele liyawa vele Angisho ibele alinama thambo 😃😂

Wena ofunde lehlaya ngathy unkulunkulu angakupha amandla usukume uyogeza,

Muntu a hambe aye goli at masebona umthembu umuzwe sethi nali thembeni😂😂😂

Ngikubona konke nje, uyayicabanga kodwa i-pain ezwiwa yi-slay queen sakwaNgubane uma siyokwenza izinzipho? 💅

Dating A Sangoma It’s Hard😏😏 • She Will Pic Mix You With Her Tikoloshe And Say “Abantu Bam”🤨🤨