Usathi uzenza wena oneskhwele kumunt wakho omushauzwe *haai ngathi uzoba umthwalo osindayo asvele siyeke*

Welcome to Voicemail Sengath bengicelile Kungena khona…

Blacks ; ngibekele Facebook Whites; I’m mentally disturbed

Dating a Zulu girl….. Me: Love you Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego?

Dating A Sangoma It’s Hard • She Will Pic Mix You With Her Tikoloshe And Say “Abantu Bam”

Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala

After being robbed: white people:are you okay? Black people:Bakae bona?

Ngikbonile izolo Ngeze njani kemina? Ngibuyela izolo ngiku bone?