– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? 
– White Man: 
No Ways Dude 
That’s impossible 
(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)
– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? 
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??
Umuntu adelele akhohlwe nawukuthi ngiyayazi ilocation
yakhe….Ngizomthumela ngeWeather 
akangazi kahle.
Conversation btwn mother
and 
her mbanje smoking son
Son : Hello
Mother : Hey wena Nyaa kulenkinga la endlini Son Continue Reading..
ma:ingaba umuhle ngane Yami ingane:ewe ma ma:uqhathwe yini ingane:akhonto ma ukuthi ngimubi ishukuthi ingikuthathe kuwe.
So girls from Kwamashu and Soweto Ask Ramaphosa to decrease i-price ye-ntsu ne-taxi Bashayeleni izandla 
Angithi uMzulu wena
Uyini uMama kaBhuti ozalwa nguMalume kaMfazi woMzala wakho???
