“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.
“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.
“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.
“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.
“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.
Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”
Jehova! 🙆🏽♂️
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