Wena: “Thank You Lord for another day.” 🙏🏽 God: “Awuna-funeral cover, I had no choice.”

If ungowesmame omuhle🥰 omekahle🙌o-clean, Unokuba thick{nyana}👌namehlo amakhulu👀nama💋 lips😋ne ass💯osaba amaphela😎ngibize ngizokubulela🤷‍♂️

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Ukube lomfana akashongo ukuthi uzofaka kancane, ngabe kangisalanga eblasini eliya emhlangeni

“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.

Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry they always hungry dimpya tse.

Uma kuliwa kwi-relationship, ubokwazi ukuthi yilona omnyama onochuku, badelela kabi o-tonight.

“Babe are you a virgin?” Umbona ngaleyo question ukuthi lokhu kusase yisdididi nyana🙄