“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!” *clap, clap, clap* “Isibhedlel’esikhulu!” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasiza uNgidi.” *clap, clap, clap* “Ephuk’umlenze.” *clap, clap, clap* “Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.” *clap, Continue Reading..

Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant Her :udakiwe

Yeyi maan beningasiyeki ngani sbulalane, kusho uKiyo bemlamulela kade ekinywa yinkosikazi esekweqe amehlo

Men don’t tell when they are hurt, they just dedicate a song like “ibuhlung intliziyo yam by Zahara thou”…

Bayakuhleba uma u-pregnant, uma sewutetile bathi: “Ngiphe yena.” Abangani benu girls, anginamona shem.

Umnika Kanjan Umfana Ongasebenzi Inamba Esebenzayo?

Even if you are in a wheelchair, A Zulu nigga will still ask you “hamba kanjan mf2”

Awani amaqhoks ube umude sisi? Uyoze ushayiswe ibhanoyi!