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Once wabona engat akasak thandi vele akasak thandi ngeke uzwe sengat uphethwe ikhanda ube uphethwe izinqa

Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela iqanda kwiShell.

Bese kuba yilaba uma kuthiwa umuntu ushonile bathi: “Ubenani?” Nisuke nizomvusa yini? 🤔 Kahleni bakwethu.

Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Umuntu akunyathele ngo-size 12, uma eqeda athi sorry. Hhayi bo! Biza i-ambulance, ngiphukile!

Now I’m sure vele Icondom Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅