A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!
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