Ngisho ungazijolela nenhlabathi. Ungababona sebeyithutha ngamabhala. Heiy ngoba nina, anina peace.

Nongoma be like… Passenger:ekhoneni.. Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni?? Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza aibo weNongoma

Nywe nywe nywe and up with tears uban othe sijola lama onion

Uzwe mthakath wangakini odumile ethi “Bengingazi ukuth usubuyile,isazobonana!!

Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi

Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela iqanda kwiShell.

Some ladies are cute like our president Ramaphosa even when they are wearing makeup

WHITES: I’m drunk . Blacks: wena letha I CV ksasa ngzikhlanganisela