Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm. Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake

Him:bbe cela uzongivakashela Her:Eish bbe angikho ryt Xolani money maker Xolani:bbe u free nini ngifuna siyodla iLunch Her:manje asambe

Uma sekumele akhumule i-weave uzwa esethi: “Mina vele ngizifanela nobaba wami nje

Girlfriend idla 2 or 3 slices wesinkwa isuthe. Uyi-girlfriend noma unguMabhebeza?

“Your family likes reading.” Kusho umlungu wami ebona u-newspaper e-toilet lasekhaya.

Yekani ukushutha ama nudes nilele nibheke phezulu Vuka ume uqonde kucace kuth liwile lelobele weNja

Nokufaka chicken soup enyameni yenkomo kungakuswelisa umendo

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