Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!” Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.” Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi Him : yebo…jozi 🙄 Me: malini itaxi. Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏 Yhuuu omageza so rude

Mase befika ngeBus yaseRes, behla befake amaHeadsets ungaze ufunge kuthi abadlali beReal Madrid ukuytshela

Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌

Sesigqobhoze amakhekhe kaKhisimusi sinegundwane.

Hlala phansi angeke ushe besho kusihle esaba ihairdryer

Umuntu umbone ngisho ephuza amanzi ukt ngek akulobole

Intombi yam iyisidomu yangifonela ya thing I so yo no na kobekungekhomuntu kwakungekho muntu ngampela nayoyayingekho