LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA Continue Reading..

Ex: Why ungawaphenduli ama calls ami? Me: I dont have airtime!!

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni. 😐

Uxakwe intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unayo yini imoto noma umuzi. Ubalekele emakhaya uthole ezothi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo. Damm Gold Diggers

Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.

Taxi Driver: “Wendoda yegwinya, uzongisiza ungikhiphele lona ngewindi!” Kushiwo kimi. 😭 😭 💔

Njengoba uhamba ngezimbadada nje… Who are you trying to explain? Uzama uk’chaza Bani?

Umuntu umtshele kahle ukuthi akacuphe alarm la 5 yena acuphe u4 aqale Akubhebhe 😫