Kwaze kwanzima munt sewaphenduka ikhambi uvukahlale

We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like “Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

Ube mubi uze ungakhonkothwa nayinja. A dog thinking ay uzongidla phela lomuntu.

Nguphuphe ngihlanya kodwa n ngifile hey beb lets go to the toilet

Avekubuhlungu umzali ebalisa ngomtanakhe esemlahlile engasabuzi nempilo kodwa ekhuliswe wuye kanzima

My neighbor bought another kind of chicken, something that runs while you are still spraying sneakers.

Do ladies also look at a guy and say “uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa

Uxakwe intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unayo yini imoto noma umuzi. Ubalekele emakhaya uthole ezothi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo. Damm Gold Diggers