Toilets in Alexandra and Soweto are mostly wrritten on the back of the door…..please flush wen u done…..don’t use newspaper…..please clean me……but the day I visited Tembisa for the first time…..LOL that was worse…..wen I got in the toilet…..before I seat down….I saw the door written please read on the roof…..wen I throw my eyes there it was written sorry just read wats written on ur left…..wen I look on my left….the wall was written eish the truth is its written on ur right side….I looked at my right so bored and I saw wall written sorry its written at ur back….then I quickly turned around only to find out the wall is written in bold letters….. ” O TLA KAKA NENG O RATA DITABA SO???”

O Phinye Ka Phoso Okwe BreadWinner Are “Se Busetxe Nyamao”

After lockdown: Warra ke kgopela Sphatlo sa tao

Sphatlo guy: ware tao?

Yes.. Russian tse 30, mae a 30 cheese tse 30, full lettuce tse 3, polony ya 2kg kamoka, pakete ya atchaar ka moka le di chips tsa packet ya mazambane kamoka

Convo between a Zulu dude (Tebza) and a Sotho girl (Lebo)…
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Tebza:Bae, I miss u when u are at ur parents house.
Lebo:Me too bbe, but the go to the mountain when I remember u
Tebza:What are u trying to tell me?
Lebo:I mean that I go to the mountain when I remember u darling.
Tebza:Can u explain in ur language?
Lebo:Ge ke o gopotse, ke a thaba
Tebza:Tjo!!!

Monna wa go senwe jwala o tletse ka bo mpša o humana a baka di juice tša bana

People be like “we saw you ko shoprite
and you looked so serious ” …like neo
nyaka ke direng, ke tshege le di mixed
portions

O Rekele Motho Beer Anwe, Are Mola A Tagilwe Okwe Are
“Ele Gore Wena Bokoko Bao Loyelang O Lokile Soh?

Ge O Nona Bare Oja Thata
Ge O Looser Weight Bare O Tshwere Ke Aids
Pilapila Le Batla Eng Kgante??

Why Ge Re Fasitxe Batho Ba Ba Botse Resa Hlakane Le Motho Mo Pateng,
Mara Fase Lekgema Otla Bona

Motho abe le mona ka nama ya lehung okar go hlokofetse yena

Go fiwa di number ko monateng ke masepa..
O kreya kaosane oi potsa gore “bottleneck” ke Mang?