Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi…

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

santa is sitting alone in coffee shop..
A beautiful lady came and ask
” if u don’t mind can I sit here?”
Santa- noo
lady- why
sardar- bcoz I hav mind..

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…..
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha le kar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun…….
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Santa- nahi mila sir!
Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai…..
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Inteligent Santa

Santa ki Gf romantic mood me santa se,
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Gf :- Make me feel like a wife,
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Santa ne apne kapde utare or
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Kaha le saali dho k aa fata fat

Teacher : kha se aaye ho tum?
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Kamina Baccha : maa k pait se

Jb se mobile me hanuman chalisha download ki hai,
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tb se aapke msg aane band ho gye hain…sach hai ki
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Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave mahabir jab naam sunave…”

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?
COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo…

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her…
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.

Santa rod par poti kr rha tha
Tabhi police ne ushe pakad liya
Jab police ushe le ja rhi thi to
Santa bola :-‘ bhai sabut to utha lo

Santa – yar banta,pahle tumhare ghar ki nokrani thi vahi kapde dhoya karti thi or aj tum kapde dho rhe ho .
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Banta : yar , mene usase shadi kar li

Santa: Yaar agar ye ladki meri na hui to mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.
Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai…. Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

santa NE EK KHUBSURAT LADKI
KO PUCHA AAP KAHA RAHTI HO ?
LADKI: M.G.ROAD
banta: ITNI
KHUBSURAT HOKAR BHI ROAD PAR
RAHTI HO MERE GHAR CHALO NA..

Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.!
banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun.!
santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana.