Anniversary k moqa pr SANTA apni biwi k liay
gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
SanTa: Ye lo Takiya or so jao

Santa :Samose kuch acche
lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai
Parso wale to bohot acche
bane the,
Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi
to hai..

Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya
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Kyon??????
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Kyonki Woh dekna chahta tha hae ki,
Phone switch ON karne per
kaun se 2 log hath milate hae.

Santa-YAR Aaj Tabyat thik Nhi h,
Hr Chiz double Nzr aRhi h,
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Banta-1000ka Note deke,”Ye le Wo 2000,
jo Last week Mene udhar Lye The

Santa Ne God Se Pucha
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Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hu.?
God Ne Jawab Diya
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aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.

Santa & Banta Pani Pine Gaye,
Glass Ulta Pada Huwa Tha.
Banta- Iska To Muh hi Band Hai.
Santa- Ha Yaar.!
NIche se Bhi Tuta Hua Hai.

Santa- Meri Biwi Bahut Kharchili He,
Jab Bi Dekho 100/,200/rs Mangti Rehti He,.
Banta- unn Paiso Ka Wo Karti Kya He.?
Santa- Kya Pata,
Maine Kabhi Diye hi Nahi…

Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han..
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.

Santa-dhire dhire ku6 likh rha tha. .
Banta -ye dhire-2 kya likh rhe ho.
Santa-Saat saal k bete k liye lettr likh rha hu,
Wo tez-tez nhi pad skta. . .

Banta,Rail ke patri par leta tha.
Santa-tu rail ki patri par kyu leta hai mar jayega.
banta-Chal pagal jab mere sar ke upar se airoplane nikal gaya
tab tho kuch nhi hua tho ab rail mera kya legi.

Santa -Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha,
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya.?
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Ladki – Mai use mana kaise karti. !
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai ati

SaNTa: OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

ToM:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

ToM: “BLaCK-BeHRRy He,

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai…
Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai…
Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai…
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
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DABA sale ko….

Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana.

Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..