Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.
Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

SAnTa k ghar shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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BANTA:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
.SANTA:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
“CHOTA SA..

Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain,
thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: “…..and this is called Energy” 😉

Santa says:” Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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. Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
“Pyar” Nahi Kar Sakta”..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz. 😛

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??”
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Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.”
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Boy-“My dear with due respect
I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya
aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k
bola- mitha hai Kya?
Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa – docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se
urine me sugar check karwa k aao…!
Wo check krane aya tha. 😛

Santa : Football Male Hai Ya Female ?
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Banta : Aareeee Jiske Piche 11+11=22 Ladke Bhag Rahe Ho,
Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.

Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon
badha
di?
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Banta: car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar
pahunch jaate
hain….!

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha…
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno…!! 😀 😀

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: “Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do”..
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DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
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SANTA: “Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE”

Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha…
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar – Mai toh khud pareshan hoon …..
par card me likha hai,
“Dinner 7-12pm” 😀

संता पैराशूट बेच रहा था…..
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आइए…आइए…इससे आप जमीन पर कूद सकते हैंऔर एक बटन दबाते
ही लैंडिंग कर सकते हैं और
इस पैराशूट से किसी भी खतरनाक स्थिति में आप सुरक्षित बच सकते हैं…..
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कस्टमर- और अगर ये ओपन न हुआ तो….
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संता-पैसे वापस…!!

Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai
par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess