Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte
jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai,
par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(

Husband: Raja Dasarath ko 3
Rani
thi….
Wife: To Kya..?
Husband: To main 2 Shaadiya
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kar sakta hun..
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Wife: Draupadi ka naam suna
hai ?
Husband: Tu bhi Na Pagli Dil
pe le leti Hai……

Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khus kiya ab aap humko khus kar do…
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola,
Acha behen…ab tu baith main nachta hun.. :-d

1st girl – Muje to shaadi k liye aisa ladka chaihiye
jo charsi Saraabi juaari Randibaj ho.
2nd Girl – chal chinal najar na laga
SMS padhne wala sirf mera hai

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha
K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai
Ise Murjane Mat Dena
😛 😉 😀

Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa,
Ab Nahi Marungi 😛 hahahaha

Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai 🙂

Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye….
Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? 🙂
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA… Itni Sardi Hai 🙁

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thiJo usne Humko maari thi,….
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal rahe hain na… 😛 🙁

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“ 😀

Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa do..
Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai …..
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh lene do ..
woh khud hi parde lagwa lega :p 😉

Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Wife – Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????

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Pappu – Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
“Shhh…Phir Koi Hai” dekhne ki aadat na hoti………

A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture
Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p