Bachcha Teacher Se: Sir Gadhaa Kon Hota Ha?
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Teacher: Beta Jo Kisi Aadmi Ko,Apni Baat Naa Samjha Paaye.
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Bachcha: Kuch Samjha Nahi Sir.:-P:-p

Where do u see MANGOES?
Mango tree?No
Fruit shop?No
Maaza?No
Then?
Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goesPiche-Piche MAN GOES.

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Gor Frmaiye.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya.

Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata?…..
Wo Ye Hai Ki………
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting
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Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.

Waitr:10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hai
Pathan:To Phir?
Waitr:20 Rupy To Dain!
Pthan:Nahi Yara Ham Tumhara Double Insult Nai Kar Sakta

Shortcut Proposal..Boy : Kya main Apka Address Jaan Sakta Hun…….
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Girl : Wo Kyu?…..
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Boy : wo Baraat Le k Aani Thi.

Ghar Me Diya JaletoDiwali Mat Samjo
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Ghar Me Diya Jale ToDiwali Mat Samjo
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Me Tere Piche Pada To Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
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Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti .
heHmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
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Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

Ek boond se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel ko
patao
1 – 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Do u know?
what is friendship???
khud ko jor se thappad lagao.
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nahi hota??
TohTry-kar lo..

Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon…

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga 😀

Husband: “Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?”
No answer
Husband ask again But…
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: “Nahi kaha janu.
please, ab bhonkna band krdo.

“Aaj ka Suvichar”
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)

Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di
Aur Neeche Likh Dia
COMING SOON

Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..
Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai