Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.
Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah.
Santa Ne Waha Likha-
‘Aapki Khubsurat Cashier

Santa apne papa ke sath ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sath us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.

Santa public toilet gya or
1 ghante ke bad nikla
Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs.
Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha
“Cyber cafe” main nahi

Santa: Phone pe itni
dheemi aawaz me
Kis se baat kar raha hai?
Banta: Behen hai !
Santa: To phir itni
Dheemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta: Teri hai is liye!

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai
Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto
Wala – Ha.
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad
lete Aana.

SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Santa road pe ja raha tha..
Samne gobar pada tha.
Santa ne apni ungli gobar me dali or phir muh me.
Or bola ohh gobar tha shukar hai pair nhi pda..

Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha.
Pr use khi pe bhi machis nhi mili…
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so gya….

Jyotish-Tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h?
Santa-Haan Ji..
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Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho
.
Jyotish agli baar aana,to Kundli lana, Ration Card nahi

Santa ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare
Boss khusi se: Gud Aaj kya kiya
SaNTA:Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lgi thi wo sahi kr di

SANTA dials a number
a girl receive
santa-kon
girl-me sita
santa-sorry mataji
LUDHYANA lagaya tha AYODHA lag gaya

Santa:Jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
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Banta:Kamaal hai,
sabka nishana
chook gaya..:-D

Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,
God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga
Pnjabi to KARINA
Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hun:)

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.
Banta- why you are so angry.?
Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

संता : यार डॉक्टर पर्चे पर ऐसा क्या लिखता है जो सिर्फ मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ही समझ पाते हैं ?
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बंता : वो लिखता है – “मैंने तो लूट लिया, तू भी लूट ले … !!!”.