संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई।
मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है ।
संता – है ।
मेंढ़क – नहीं है ।
संता – है ।
मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है …..
और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया ।
संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……

‘Boy: jan, Tumhara Naam apny haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho..
Agr sacha Piyar karty ho to apni property k Papers pe likh do…

‘Arz kya hai:
Kamzor itnay ho gye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah!
Kamzor itne ho gye teri judai se,
Macher utha ke le gye chaarpai se’

‘Larki boyfrnd ki qabr pr ro rahi thi.
Molvi. Q roti ho
larki.bechara kiss mangte mangte mar gya.mgr mene kiss nhe di
molve. Tm muje de do me parh k bakhsh dunga’

‘Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki
to
1 fakir mangnay laga.
Aurat boli.
Tmhari shakl kuch jani pehchani lagti hy.
Fakir bola. Madam v r friends on facebook ;-)’

‘Machhar apnay potay se:
Hamaray zamanay may khoon chusna itna Aasan nai hota tha..
Pota: wo Q dada G?
Machhar: Q k tab larkiyan pooray kapray pehanti thien..:-P’

‘Ek chhota raasta bhi mushkil mehsoos hota,
Jab saath chalne wala koi na ho to…
Lekin..!!
Us k Bar’Aks ek bara aur dushwaar Guzaar raasta bus chand qadmo main simat jata hai…!! Jab…
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“KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE” 😉
Hamesha Emotional msg Expect na kia karo 😛 :)’

‘1 murgi ko kaway c pyar ho gya,
Jab murgay ko pta chala tu wo murgi k paas gya .
Or bola mugh me kia kami hai?
smart hn kaway c ziyada khobsurat hn.
tmhari beradari ka hn?
Murghon ka union leader hn?
Murgi: Mn tmhare jazbat ki qadar krti hn,
Lekin Amma Abba ki Khuwashish hai k Larka Air force me ho

Santa praying in kumbh Mela:
He prabhu,
Nyaay kro.
Kumbh K Mele me
hmesa bhai-bhai hi Q bichhadte he
Kabhi pati-patni pr Bhi to try kro.

ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai …
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.

ailer-Tum Jail Me Kyo Ho?
Santa-Maine Bank Luta.
Lekin Paise wahi Ginne Lag Gaya
Qki
Waha Likha tha Counter Chhodne-Se Pehle Paise Gin lo.

Santa ka naya gas cylinder 6 second me hi pura ho gaya.
Kaise?
Qki santa ne gas cylinder k paas ENO rakha tha
sirf 6 second me kam shuru.

BANK MANAGER-ham aapko bina INTREST k lon denge..
BANTA-oji dena hai to thoda haste haste do na..
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ager dene me intrest nahi to mat do.

Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai,
Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai,
Santa: Abe Ghadhe
BMW ka matlab
“Bahut Moti Wife”.

santa-tum 1bar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,
Pahalwan-kamse kam 10,
santa-bas!
Tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta h

Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
Banta:woh kaise?
Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.