Mere Khamosh rehne se kabhi Naraz na Hona
Kuch Dard Aise Bhi Hote Hen Jo Khamosh Kar Dete Hain
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Uski Deed Ko Aj Aankhen Yun Tarass Rhi Hain
Jaise Hassrat Ho Banjar Zameen Ko Muddat Se Ek Barsat Ki
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Hum Toh Be-jaan Cheezo Se Bhi Wafa Karte Hain
Tujh mein Toh Phir Bhi Meri Jaan Basi hain…!!
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Kuch Tu SambhaaL k RaKhTay.
MuJh Ko Bhi Kho Diya TuM Ne..
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Bohot dard hua mujhe jab usne kaha..
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Jaa raha hun main tum apna khyal rakhna.
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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu
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Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA
Ek baar”MAA” kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.
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Intelligent Sardar……….
Sardar:- Dr. Sahab Palastic
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Sargery Karane Me Kitna KharchaAyega?
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Dr. :- 5 Lakh ka.
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Sardar:- Agar Palastic Hum De To..
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SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,
LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE
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BABA-JA BETA”SULABH SHOCHALAY” Khol De…
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Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi
karta?
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Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun
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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr bhagwan bole-
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‘VAR MANGO VATS’
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Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nhi hu…
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MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’.
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Santa: 1 Chor Ne Muje Chaku Dikha K Lut Lia,
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Banta:Tere Pas To Hamesa Gun Hoti hai,
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Santa:Haan 2 lakh Ki Hai,Maine Chhupali thi Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….
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ek bar Santa Bike se ja raha tha 1 ladki ko dekhkr wo bike lakr gir gaya.
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Ladki- o ho chot to nahi lagi??
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Santa- oye soniye yeh to hamara bike se utrne ka style hai…
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Banta – Santa paji bus me us ladies ne aapko thapad kyo mara??
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Santa- Oye yr meri 1 photo gir gayi oyr us ladies ke pairo me chali gayi. Maine usse kaha ki behn g sadi upar karegi 1 photo lane hai.
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Itni sitare baat thi pata nahi thapad kyo mar diya..
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Santa – Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
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Banta- Birla cement.
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Santa- Kyu??
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Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai…
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Santa – Is murgi ka rait kitna hai?
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Shopkeeper- Shab is murgi ko na lo.
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Santa- Kyo?
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Shopkeeper – Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
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Santa- Oye de do yr yeh khani hi toh hai iske sath Raat thode hi bitani hai…
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Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi
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banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho
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banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h
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