12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
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Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
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Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
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Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur khali bartan main spoon ghumane laga.
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JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?
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Santa: “Uloo”

SANTA: Shimla ja raha hu…….
Raste me Wife ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri bhi le ja yaar………
ushe bhi gira dena.
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SANTA: Agar tu Bura na mane
to
use Wapsi me gira du ?

Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki
Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta
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Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ?
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Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat
Kar Rahe Ho…Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise..
xD

Santa:” Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:” To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:” pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi…:( :p :O :/

Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
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Boss- Ur Birthday.
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Santa- 22 April Sir.
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Boss- Kaun Sa Saal.
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Santa- Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

Nurse to santa:” mubarak ho, aapke ghar ek ladka paida hua hai..
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Santa:” waah kya technology aa gyi hai, wife hospital me hai aur bachha ghar hua hai…:p :O

Santa: What is Difference Between “complete and finish”?
Banta: When You marry a Right Person You are Complete
And When You Marry The Wrong One Your Are Finished!!!
=D

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi……

Banta dairy likh raha tha
“aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami” 😀 😀

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum??
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Santa:Tum Koun Ho?
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Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

Santa ke ghar sasural wale aaye Biwi ne kaha:” MEHMANO KE LIYE JAKAR BAHAR SE KUCH LE AAO..”
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Santa bahar gaya
aur
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TAXI le aaya.. What an IDEA sir ji…:p :O 😀

SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai…. :p 😀

Hitler: “There’s no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Santa: Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha
=)) =)) =)) =))

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
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