Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo ApneLover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
AreMiss Karna Hai To MacharoKo Karo,
Jo Apne Jaan ParKhel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai.

Raat ko padhte padhte..
Ek khayal aaya….
Pen uthaya aur paper,Aur ek nayi equation banayi……
Bed Rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai!Students thoko like

Ek bacha har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata.
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Teacher ki patni- tumko kitni baar kha hai ki woh mar gaye hai to bar bar phone krta hai
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Student : bus sun k acha lgta hai

Bachcha Teacher Se: Sir Gadhaa Kon Hota Ha?
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Teacher: Beta Jo Kisi Aadmi Ko,Apni Baat Naa Samjha Paaye.
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Bachcha: Kuch Samjha Nahi Sir.:-P:-p

Where do u see MANGOES?
Mango tree?No
Fruit shop?No
Maaza?No
Then?
Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goesPiche-Piche MAN GOES.

Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Gor Frmaiye.
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya.
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Acp Tha Toilet Me Or Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya.

Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata?…..
Wo Ye Hai Ki………
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting
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Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.

Waitr:10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hai
Pathan:To Phir?
Waitr:20 Rupy To Dain!
Pthan:Nahi Yara Ham Tumhara Double Insult Nai Kar Sakta

Shortcut Proposal..Boy : Kya main Apka Address Jaan Sakta Hun…….
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Girl : Wo Kyu?…..
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Boy : wo Baraat Le k Aani Thi.

Ghar Me Diya JaletoDiwali Mat Samjo
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Ghar Me Diya Jale ToDiwali Mat Samjo
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Me Tere Piche Pada To Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he
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Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti .
heHmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole
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Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

Ek boond se samundar nhi banta,
rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
patana hai to pure girls hostel ko
patao
1 – 2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Do u know?
what is friendship???
khud ko jor se thappad lagao.
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nahi hota??
TohTry-kar lo..

Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon…

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga 😀

Husband: “Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?”
No answer
Husband ask again But…
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: “Nahi kaha janu.
please, ab bhonkna band krdo.