Banta was travelling in an
Auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted,
You are trying to see my wife,
Sit back. I will drive.

Santa’s son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho..

santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo
chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega…
Banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya ….
Bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha….
kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila….

Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai
Banta-Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye
Santa
Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge

In a job interview SANTA is
asked:
“Aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba
hai?”
Banta: Sir, maaf karna,
Mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin
mujhe
2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-

Santa:-
Ager “Bivi Ko “Bhootni Lipat Jaye,
To Tu Kya Karega ?
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Banta:-
Mujhe”Kya Karna !
Ye Do “Behno”Ka”
Aapsi “Mamla” hai.:-

Santa Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Li
Wo Sidha Kabristan Gaya
Udhar Beth Gaya Or Kehne Laga- Ham Se Bach Ke Kahaan Jayega Ek Na Ek Din To yaha aayega.

Santa: Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Jua Bhi Chod Diya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?
Banta: Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi!

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

Santa Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,Upar Likha Tha Mumbai Mail,
Wo Bhag Kar Chadh Gaya Aur
Biwi Se Kaha;Jab Mumbai Female Aaye
To Tum Chadh Jana…

Santa ne AC lagwaya
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar..

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: “message sending failed”
Likh ke bhej de..

Mother:Snta Tum 18 Year ki
Lrki dekhar Shadi krlo
Santa:2 bahu lekr ghar ata h.
Mother:Kya hua?
Santa:18 ki mili nhi
To 9-9 ki 2 shadi krli.

Santa-“Tumne itne chhote-Chhote
Baal kyun katwaye.??”
Banta-“Naai ke paas 5 rupaye
Khul-le nahin the,
To maine kaha ki chal
5 rupaye ke aur kaat de.!!”

banta in art gallary:
is bhayankr tsvir ko ap modern art kehte ho?
dealer:mere baap tu dimag mt lga ye tsvir nhi aaina h

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rahe the.
2 sardar train me chad gaye
2 rah gaye.
train yatriyo ne unhe welldone kaha to dono
sardar-khak welldon jana to unhe tha hum to chodne aaye the.