Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
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Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa: DAD Apne padosi ki ladki ko English nahi aati.
Father: TUJHE kaise pata?
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Santa: GIVE ME A SWEET KISS Kaha to thappad maar ke chali gayi ….

1 Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
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Doctor-“Ye mar gayi hai.” Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-
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“Mai ZINDA hu!”
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Sardar-“Chupchap padi reh,
tu doctor se zyada janti hai kya!!!!!!”

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
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Qun

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Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The!!!

Santa doctor se:Mujhe kuch sunai nahi dene ki bimari hai,
jab mera patni kuch kehti hai
Doctor:Ye bimari nahi,yeh to
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bhagwan ki meharbani hai

Science tichar:agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo thik hojaingi .
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student:magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye

Pata hai AAP Cloromint Kyu Khati ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Park
Dairymilk
Kit-kat
or
Munch
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50 Paise me Nahi Aati.
HaHa
Ab Dubara Mat puchna!

Munna:Circuit yar barish k waqt bijali kyu chamkti he
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Circuit:Bhai boleto uparwala torch maar k dekhta hoega ki kahi sala Sukha to nahi rehgaya

Santa: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota..
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Banta: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

Chaku se na maro mere dost ko,
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koi lathi se na maro mere dost ko….
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BOMB ka jamana hai….
Uda Do Sale KO

Train mein warning likhi thi,”Bina Ticket wale Yatri Hoshiyar”

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Santa: Wah! Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hain, Wo sab Gadhe hai kya?

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho…
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de…

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
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Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12”.

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
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Gangubai: Kaun ?
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Santa: Main !
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Gangubai: Main kaun?
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Santa: Tu Gangubai.

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,
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apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola
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Tapori:achcha, kya bola
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Wife:behan

Delhi ki sardi,
U.P ki garmi,
Mumbai ki barish,
Patna ka coruption,
kashmir ka terrorism,
Africa ka saap aur chidiya ghar ke aap..
BAAP RE BAAP!!