A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
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Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.

A man 2 Santa:Aao ji chess khelein
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Santa:Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aya.

Santa:Kal ghara ka sara saaman chupa kar rakhna
Patni:kyu?:
Santa:Mera friend aa raha hai
Patni:To kya apka frnd chura lega
Santa:Nahi saman pehchan lega

Santa-doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.
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Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai.

Teacher.jawani aur budhape men faraq batao
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santa.jawani men mobile men haseeno ke numbar hute hai aur budhape men hakeemo ke

Sante ke sar se khoon beh raha tha
Doctor:Ye kaise hua?
Santa:Me apne haath se pathar thod raha tha,
to kisine kaha
kabhi to apna khopedi ka istmaal kar,,

Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga.
“Banglore aaya banglore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air hostess: Hello sir, B silent
Santa-Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya alle alle.

Santa car ke pahiye khol raha tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye kyun khol raha hae?
Santa: Anpadh ganwaar ! Samne dekh likha hai- Parking for 2 wheelars only ! !

Teacher – BaCCHO jinda rehne ke liye hume kis cheej ki zaroorat hai??
SANTA- Are maidem tina bhi nahi pata ‘JINDA REHNE KE LIYE TERI KASAM 1 MULAKAT ZAROORI HAI SANAM…

Santa Ne Beti Ke Room Me Cigrette Dekha..
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekha..
Oh God, She Drinks
Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..
Thank God, Ye Sab Iska Hai

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua..
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Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Santa ke ladki se…
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Santa – Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
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Ladki – Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo….
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Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi….

Santa ke ladki se…
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Santa – Hey kya to mujhse shadi karegi..??
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Ladki – Hey Mr thoda tameej se baat karo….
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Santa- Bahen ji kya aap mujhse shadi karogi….

Santa ne mithai ki shop kholi,
aur bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,
1 noukar ki zarurat hai
jisko
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Diabetes ho. 😀 😛

Baby sardar praying- “Bhagwan ji plz punjab nu America Di capital bana do Plz plz plz!”
BHAGWANJI-“Par kyu yaara?”
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Baby sardar-“Kyoki main exam vich likh aaya si!!”