Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?

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Koi Jaldi nahi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!….. 😛

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai 😛 😀

Kamine
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Aap ki [ KAMI-Ne ] itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.

पानी आने की बात करते हो;
दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

Gf.- Mere B’Day par Bahut Costly Gift Dena!
Santa- Ok!
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On The B’Day_
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Santa- Your Gift.
Gf.- How Sweet! Is me Kya He?
Santa- Petrol Me Tale Paneer Ke Pakode.

Santa went to Hospital for ECG.
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Nurse boli-
Kapde utaro. . .
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Santa: Pehle ECG kar le? ?
Baki toh wo sab baad me bhi kar sakte hai.

Manager asked santa at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
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SanTa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya Nishana Lagaaya.!

SaNTa Ne
eK AaDMi Ko
TaMaCha MaR DiYa.!
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AaDMi-MaiNe
Kya GaLTi Ki ? –
SaNTa-TuM SaaLe
GaLTi KaRo
UsKe LiYe
HuM iNTeZaaR ThoDi KaReNGe

Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ?
Banta:- Qu ?
Santa:- Qu Ki,
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Saloon Uska Hai

Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge,
Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai.
Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai… ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH

SANTA 2 DOCTOR-tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho…?
DOCTR-No..!
SANTA-me nikal sakta hu…
DOCTR-vo kese…?
SANTA-ha ha ha ha…..

Santa- Me babhpan Me 10 Maale ki Building se Gir Gya Tha.
BANTA-Are, FIR,kya Hua.
Bach gaya Ki Mar Gaya?
SANTA- yaad Nahi yaar,
Bahut Purani Baat He.

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.

Banta : Santa to truck walo se itna kue darta hai..?
Santa : ek bar truck wala meri bivi ko uthakar le gaya. Dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas shodne to nahi aya hai….!!