ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei..
Deep: ftv channel pe

SaNTa
PeD Ke UpaR
ULta LaTKa Hua Tha:
BaNTa-Tu PeD PaR
KyO LaTKa Hai:|
SaNTa-SaR DarD Ki
GoLi KhaYi Thi
KaHi PeT Me
Na ChaLi JaYe

Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayimast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:
“Oye extra pen hai kya”?
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Banta:”Ek hi hai”
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Santa:”Abe Ek hi chahiye”

Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
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Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Irada Hai?
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Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola
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Mere paani se kyu nahahi kamini

adhu Baba ne arz Kiya hai –
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
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Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
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Tere msgs nahi aa rhe,,, kya baat hai Bacha…

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai,,”

Kya musam aaya hai,
hr tarf pani hi pani laya hai.
Ek jaadu sa chhaya hai.
Tum ghar se mat nikalna wrna log kahnge barsat hui nahi MEDAK nikal aaya hai.

yu na kisi ke dil se khelo— wah!wah! yu na kisi ke dil se khelo— jab sms nahin karna hai to mobile bechke radio lelo.

Kuttei,kaminey,Haramkhor,dhokhebaz,saitan—-
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in sab logo se bach ke raho nahito zindagi kharab ho jayega.

Khud Ko Kr le Kanjus itna
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider khud Call Kr Ke Apse Pooche-
sir Ji,
R u sure
msg Bhejna hai
ya Sending Fail Kr du..

Ek Dogy subah se sham tak Bhokta rhta tha….BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO.BAO…BAO………………Ha bilkul aise hi…

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
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1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Can You read fast in english!
My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
Hahahaha….:p :O 😀
khulla nahi hain maaf karo… 😀

Ek baar ki baat hai ,
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
Kissing
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Wowwww
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
KISSING
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Par
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Aap abi chote ho
isliye
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Some text missing;-)

Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai?
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Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai
Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?