Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta- kar di na paglon wali bat,
duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!

Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai
par bachche zameen pe deti hai?
Santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: Air Hostess

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
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18cntry-apne caste k.
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19cntry-apne level k
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20cntry-apne desh
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21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

Santa ko uski Girl-Friend ne sms kiya..
“I MISS YOU”
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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya,
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aur Do Ghante Baad Reply Bheja..
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“I Mr. YOU”

santa Bhagta Huwa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur
Bola
“MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HUN”
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Larki Boli : “To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi
BHAAAIIIYYAAAAA “??

Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega
Banta- Q?
Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low
Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu frown.png

Santa- Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi?
Jyotishi- Kabhi Nahin Hogi.
Santa- Kyon?
Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi,
Tumhari Kismat Me Toh Sukh Hi Sukh Lika Hai.

Police: hume khabar mili hai ki
aapke ghar me visfotak samgri hai.
Banta: sahab khabar to ekdum pakki hai
lekin filhal vo apne mayke gayi hai

SANTA in an interview……
SANTA-may i come in sir?
Interviewer-wait please.
Satish-76 kg only.

Santa;
Naukar Se-Jara Dekh To Bahar Suraj Niklaa Hai Ya Nahi
Naukar;
Bahar To Andhera Hai,
Santa:
To Torch Jala Kar Dekh Le Kaamchor..!!

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha
tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai?
santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.

Banta-Yaar santa TU apen colege ka naam subse alag Rkhana.
santa NE College ka naam rakha.
SANTA SINGH GIRL COLLEGE 4 BOY’S.

Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है…
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है… 😛 😀 🙂