Santa:GOD 1 kudi chahye,
God:tu Muslim h to KATRINA dunga
Pnjabi to KARINA
Bania h to YANA GUPTA
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa- Santa Singh Gupta KHAN.

santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hun:)

Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.
Banta- why you are so angry.?
Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.

संता : यार डॉक्टर पर्चे पर ऐसा क्या लिखता है जो सिर्फ मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ही समझ पाते हैं ?
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बंता : वो लिखता है – “मैंने तो लूट लिया, तू भी लूट ले … !!!”.

संता : यार डॉक्टर पर्चे पर ऐसा क्या लिखता है जो सिर्फ मेडिकल स्टोर वाले ही समझ पाते हैं ?
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बंता : वो लिखता है – “मैंने तो लूट लिया, तू भी लूट ले … !!!”.

( Santa sadak par ghum rha tha )
Banta-ye sadak kaha jati h.
Santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati.
raat din yahi padi rahti hai.

( Santa sadak par ghum rha tha )
Banta-ye sadak kaha jati h.
Santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati.
raat din yahi padi rahti hai.

Minister- Bomb Blast Me marne Walo ko 5
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Zakmi ko 3Lakh Denge
Santa- Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,Phir Mar Gaya,
mere ko 8 Lakh do

ek bar santa railway station pe khada tha aachanak santa track pe kuda
ek aadmi: are marana hai kya ?
santa: marunga mai nahi tu suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai…..

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Me Tha Or Wo Santa Se Bola – “Yaar Musibat Ke Wakt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa – “Wah Yaar Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jaati Hai”

Santa proposed to a Girl…

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Boy said:
”tujme rab dikta hai yara main kya karu…”
Girl replied:
”pair pad aur ghar jaa..!

Santa ne banta se pucha:-
are meri wife bimaar hai kya karu ?banta bola:-use kerosin pila de
santa ne patni ko kerosin pilaya to
vo mar gai vo banta ke pass jaakar bola
are yaar meri wife to mar gai
banta replied meri bhi mar gayi thi

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba
dya,
Judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi
thi,
Fir bhi ye Q KIYA.
SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha,
Ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE.

Santa calls wife: Ghar nahi aa sakta… Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaye…
After 1hr, he calls: Aa raha hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gaya tha…

Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
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Santa: Take My Card.
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Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
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Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
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All Cards are Accepted.