Santa, Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me The
Madam-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha
Both-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal MaarLi, Isliye

Santa: Ae Dost ‘Sapna’ Kya Hota Hai.?
Banta: Abe Pahle Apni Grammer Thik Kar
Santa: Q?
Banta: Qki ‘Sapna’ Hota Nahi..
‘Sapna’ Hoti Hai.

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
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Guess what did he ask next….
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Ish mei aur colour dikhayiye.

santa & banta raat me
santa: yar bahut garmi lag rahi hai.
banta: han yar agar din hota to kisi ped ki chhaya me hi baith jate.

Santa biwi k office gaya,
Biwi boss ki god me baithi thi,
Santa(ghusse se)
Chal Pammi, esi jagah kam nahi karna jaha staff k liye chair tak na ho.

Santa takes blade n writes his grlfrnd’s name on his arms & 5mint baad jor jor se rota hai
Banta: kyu ro rha hai
santa:abey, spelling galat ho gyi

SANTA-Agar Nariyal K Ped Pe Chad Jaun To Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh
Jayegi
BANTA-Fir Hath Chhod Dena,To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Santa2Banta:
Santa: Aaj tere cell pe bade I L0VE U ke msg aa rahe hai Kya baat hai?
Banta: (Fakr ke saath) O kuch nahi g Aaj WIFE ka cell Laya hu

Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke…
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Santa-mai nikla o gaddi leke….
Banta-age kya hua?
Santa-kya hona tha chalana nehi ata tha wapas aagaya.

Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java? . .
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Sardar ji : . . . . . Marjava&Mitjava.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs?
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Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai,
lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
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Banta-I Forgot The Name,
But Its Starts With ‘T’
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Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,
Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola
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isko to kahin dekha h.. o!
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yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h,
jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.

Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya
Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!
Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila